SLA TV

Naked TeeVee, Channel

This cheap small TV station has managed several famous shows. Their theme is all their presenters are good looking men and women in the nude. In fact, they've gained enough fame to cover two channels, doing the same presentations with entirely naked men on one, and naked women on the other. They are also known for sexist TV shows and lots of cheap thrills. Not great TV, but they have their moments and theres always something worth looking at. They often do mock ups of their competitors shows as well in the nude, during their comedy segments.

Alien Sex Channel, Channel 69

CCLTV News

With a picture of flying axe as their logo, on most of their outfits, this small time news station has managed to get watched on a constant regular basis. They started with 24 hour Contract circuit TV but have since expanded to cover most of Mort. They only run action and all their footage is no more than 10 minutes old they garantee (this isn't always the case, but with creative editing they managed to run double streams or more on occasion as they cant choose between simultaneous breaking news).

They have two daily recap hours at 6 O'clock - 6 am & 6 pm every day.

TV Ads

Carma Kider:

"Carma Kider anyone? Its the think that makes you drink."

This was perhaps the sign of the cheapness of their TV station. Some of its sponsors weren't that gifted with catchy slogans or anything else. But the cider was alright and free, so always good.

Carma Kider is a all Karma product that improves the mind whilst getting you slightly intoxicated. So it was designed to help over come nerves and improve ones business skills. Their current ad campaigns are all play on reversed words. It does work though so its gained small fame amongst those that like being drunk at work. A small target audience, but its enough to start their next product line.